An air traffic controller at Dublin Airport has expertly handled a rude British Airways pilot by giving him instructions which led him and his passengers directly into twenty-storey office building.
In a recording released earlier today, the British Airways pilot can be heard telling-off the air traffic controller for her failure to inform him of another aircraft approaching the back of his own.
A number of other pilots listening in to the conversation referred to the man as a “tool” and encouraged the air traffic controller to teach him a lesson by tricking him into slaughtering both himself and his passengers.
“Ah, go on,” one pilot can be heard saying, “he’ll think it’s hilarious.”
Though the unnamed air traffic controller was originally hesitant, she finally gave in, leading to the most glorious shutdown of all time.
The woman has been branded a “legend” for her indirect murder of the pilot, his crew and passengers, and at least one hundred office workers in Dublin City.
While it seems a bit extreme, it will at least teach the importance of manners to the man’s three orphaned children.
Websites such as Joe.ie have praised the air traffic controller for handling the situation in “the most Irish way possible”: killing two dozen Brits trying to enter Ireland.