Breaking: All Of Your Friends Visiting America And You’re Stuck Here

Breaking: All Of Your Friends Visiting America And You’re Stuck Here

Now that we have entered June and Summer 2016 is well and truly underway, it seems as good a time as any for you to realise that all of your friends have gone to America and you’re still stuck in this shitty country.

A quick scroll through your Facebook newsfeed or glance at Snapchat stories will yield literally dozens of pictures and videos from your friends and acquaintances, all of whom are making precious memories on the other side of the world.

Some are in the Untied States on a J1, some are visiting relatives, and some are just there on holiday because they have real jobs and lots of money.

Since you have neither of those things, you have no choice but to spend your summer drinking Dutch Gold and basking in the minimal sun.

“SoCal 2016” posted one of your childhood friends earlier today, followed by an emoji of a guy wearing sunglasses, just incase anybody wasn’t aware it gets warm in California ’round this time of year.

Another one of your friends will not stop posting statuses referring to Chicago as “Chi-Town”, because he thinks that’s how the natives speak.

With the United States presidential election coming up in November of this year, hundreds upon thousands of Irish people are planning to see America this summer, as they may never get the chance again.

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Terry Norman is a comedian.

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